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Hi! My name is Agatha, and I'm here to find "the one" (or at least someone I won't want to escape from 5 minutes into the date). This is my third time writing this bio because the first two were mostly about my cat. Spoiler: the cat is staying, but the competition just got real.
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My main weapon is a guitar. Sometimes I play so well that my neighbors stop banging on the radiators and start singing along. I'm a huge fan of comedies: if a movie doesn't make me laugh out loud on the subway (and get weird looks from people), it's a total failure.
